So let your family know you won’t be home for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or whatever weird pagan holiday you celebrate with a digital card from Don't Kill Your Family. You might hurt them, but at least you won’t kill them with COVID.
BUT THIS YEAR, YOU ACTUALLY COULD.
WE'VE ALL DREAMED
OF KILLING OUR FAMILIES DURING THE HOLIDAYS.
CREATE A CARD
Why pick up the phone when you can let our professionalish writers do the talking? First, fill out the form. Then, we’ll select a message based on the info you provide. Next, we’ll email you a digital card you can forward to a loved one. Finally, put your nihilism on full display by sharing your card to social media with #dontkillyourfamily.
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