So let your family know you won’t be home for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or whatever weird pagan holiday you celebrate with a digital card from Don't Kill Your Family. You might hurt them, but at least you won’t kill them with COVID.

BUT THIS YEAR, YOU ACTUALLY COULD.

WE'VE ALL DREAMED
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BUT THIS YEAR, YOU ACTUALLY COULD.

WE'VE ALL DREAMED OF KILLING OUR FAMILIES DURING THE HOLIDAYS.

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WE'VE ALL DREAMED
OF KILLING OUR FAMILIES DURING THE HOLIDAYS.

You’re one step closer to not killing your weird
uncle Karl who stockpiles Mountain Dew in his basement.